"No one and nothing is worth shrinking for."
Indigo Williams (via devendrabanhart)
miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year
daddyfuckedme: